Jun
4
Muddy Ruffles
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I love looking at the ocean
I love hearing the ocean
but I hate the sand
and I hate the salt.
I’m not supposed to,
of course.
Who in their right mind
hates being on the beach?
Salt on my fingers
annoys me, too.
I like french fries,
like eating them with my fingers.
I eat a couple
then wipe, wipe, wipe
my fingers
until all the tiny annoying
grains
are gone.
When [...]
Jun
4
Fittings
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If Victoria really does have a secret, I sure do wish she’d share it with me.
One recent wild and crazy evening, I ventured into the local Victoria’s Secret store with my daughter. It’s been years since I was measured for a bra. Decades. Millenniums.
When we were twelve, Pam’s mother interrupted our play time one day [...]